Meet F I N N
Finn – The Divine Cloud Floof
Fancy Felines Series
8x8" Acrylic on MDF Panel
Finn is not merely a kitten. Finn is a celestial event.
Composed almost entirely of downy white fluff and a faint air of superiority, Finn drifts through the world like an untouchable cloud with opinions. He doesn’t walk - he glides. He doesn’t meow - he bestows delicate whispers, just loud enough to remind you of your place.
His floof is not simply fur - it’s an experience. An ethereal puff sculpted by unseen forces and guarded with the seriousness of a royal treasure. To pet him is a privilege. To attempt it without permission is... unwise.
Offences are met with:
The Regal Tail Flick of Disdain™ - precise, pointed and impossible to misinterpret
The Offended Squint™ - capable of making grown adults rethink their life choices
The Grand Departure™ - wherein Finn disappears into thin air, leaving behind only a sense of loss and a few lingering hairs
He doesn’t seek attention. He expects it. And he does not chase affection - he attracts it, effortlessly, like a moon pulling tides.
This portrait captures Finn in his full divine fluffitude, resting gently yet watchfully. One blink, and he may float away. If he chooses to stay near you, count yourself among the blessed.
Finn is proof that sometimes, the fluffiest among us are the most formidable.
Dream it, Paint it!
